Fernando was an unhappy man. Whenever he intended to approach a friend or a girl he liked, inevitably the tendency was to move further the more I tried an approximation.
If raised his hand in greeting, hand definitely is hitting caia and ended his own leg in the side or, if he did so far, in a resounding slap on her own cheek. If on the other hand tended to greet the, hand, like an independent being, flew back hiding behind your body or worse, showed an insolent and insulting sign that undoubtedly did not cause any sympathy on your potential partner.
When wanted to be so, it may with your head gesture or voice, always ended with a resounding NO, puzzling who was heading.
The worst, however, was that it should always operate in reverse to leave home and enrumbar street below. If you want to leave, had to do it backwards and down the stairs (he lived on the third floor) careful not to roll repeatedly stumbled as it had happened.
Immediately afterwards he opened the door with his left hand, despite being right-handed and right-handed, and went walking on the sidewalk with her back and facing away from the direction of their advance. However, this defect if he had an explanation for it: his feet were projected in the opposite direction to his face and head and shared the address with the body. I did not know if his feet or head backwards, although the latter assumed since the whole body was also directed backward relative to the head or to the body and feet. Do not remember if it had been so since childhood, but the fact is that something he was upside down. And lived in Huamachuco Street rise and fall, always preferred going uphill because it was more comfortable and when it should start back or was obliged to go downhill, every step was a psychological and physical torture.
Until I came to Don Jerónimo Huamachuco Huamanchumi Fajardo, known healer CelendÃn. And he promised to solve your problem.
Quoted in an inquiry of hosting "La flor de la Canela" and received in the common room in such a place. He did sit in a fairly comfortable chair and holding her head firmly proceeded to rotate rapidly. Put in place and was duly Fernando straightened, feet, body and head, pointing in the same direction. Never knew if I had been happy being finally right. And the judge also failed to top Huamachuco how to judge such an original case. But the neighborhood as a whole, could admire the straightness of Fernando, smiling and stiff in his coffin, and that, of course, the straightened had caused rupture and spinal vertebrae. It reached a coroner from Trujillo, and finally issued its report could convict Mr. Justice Don Jerome Fajardo Huamachumo to imprisonment for illegal practice of the medical profession but was not, and wrongful death, by his ignorance of anatomy. And Fernando came to occupy a niche in the cemetery, smiling and finally totally right.